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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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whorusszahhak

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

perfectionistdia

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

whorusszahhak

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

twistedviper

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knightofcool
thyrell

a necromancer is just a really late healer

thyrell

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

agoatinthecircus

i like idea of a necromancer that can bring back the dead but doesnt know how to cure the living so has to wait for someone to die before bringing them back

thyrell

“hey doc do you have any splints I think I fractured my ankle”

*cocks gun* no but I’ll do you one better

Source: thyrell
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realtrashwitch:
“playing-hero:
“ lunette3002:
“ fashionf-u-c-ks:
“None
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OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally...
fashionf-u-c-ks

None

lunette3002

OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.

playing-hero

I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.

realtrashwitch

i keep ignoring this and my life has been hell so

Source: fashionf-u-c-ks
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jyushimachuu

op: let ppl ship what they want, it’s fictional! 

me: that’s fair 

op: so it’s ok to ship inc*st and p*dophilia 

me:

younggenji

i immediately lost 5 followers after this lmao thank god

queenbean03

When I say “let people ship what they want” I mean stuff like silly crack ships or crossover ships or shipping OCs with canon characters. Incest and pedophilia ships are always shit.

Source: younggenji