black and white cherry boy

wasteland-raiders: hystericalnoisemaker: citrusshrimp: lakidaa: drparisa: people who like my...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:26:06 -0400

hystericalnoisemaker:

citrusshrimp:

lakidaa:

drparisa:

people who like my OCs

people who know who my OCs are

people who know that I have OCs

people who like to know more about my OCs

people who want to fuck my Ocs

well this took a turn

generichumour: twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:25:03 -0400

generichumour:

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

thyrell: agoatinthecircus: thyrell: thyrell: a necromancer is just a really late...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:27:13 -0400

thyrell:

agoatinthecircus:

thyrell:

thyrell:

a necromancer is just a really late healer

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

i like idea of a necromancer that can bring back the dead but doesnt know how to cure the living so has to wait for someone to die before bringing them back

“hey doc do you have any splints I think I fractured my ankle”

*cocks gun* no but I’ll do you one better

tomato-bird: Thank you for reading! [purchase zine: physical / ebook / Patreon] [Thoughts and info...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 09:25:28 -0400

tomato-bird:

Thank you for reading!

[purchase zine: physical / ebook / Patreon]

[Thoughts and info on angels and “accuracy”]

hoe lee shiet

screaming-nyquil: wizardscience:use my generator and find out your sexy monstersona, babes Stoner...

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 23:53:39 -0400

screaming-nyquil:

wizardscience:
use my generator and find out your sexy monstersona, babes

Stoner mutant.
So, me?

bubblebaath: pestilence: cause that was pretty cool. do it...

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 23:51:21 -0400

bubblebaath:

pestilence: cause that was pretty cool. do it again

realtrashwitch: playing-hero: lunette3002: fashionf-u-c-ks: Non...

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 23:50:54 -0400

realtrashwitch:

playing-hero:

lunette3002:

fashionf-u-c-ks:

None

OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.

I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.

i keep ignoring this and my life has been hell so

queenbean03: younggenji: jyushimachuu: op: let ppl ship what they want, it’s fictional! me:...

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 21:30:20 -0400

queenbean03:

younggenji:

jyushimachuu:

op: let ppl ship what they want, it’s fictional!

me: that’s fair

op: so it’s ok to ship inc*st and p*dophilia

me:

i immediately lost 5 followers after this lmao thank god

When I say “let people ship what they want” I mean stuff like silly crack ships or crossover ships or shipping OCs with canon characters. Incest and pedophilia ships are always shit.

askdrpig: little-kitten-cutiepie: Daddy: Where’s my little girl?Me: *covers face with...

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 21:24:35 -0400

askdrpig:

little-kitten-cutiepie:

Daddy: Where’s my little girl?
Me: *covers face with blankie*
Daddy: Where is she? Where’d she go? I need my little baby!
Me: *pops head up and giggles*
Daddy: There she is! There’s my baby!
Me: *melts into a cute puddle of little*

*slurps up the puddle*

oh my god

calliophies: archive moodboard for @emberizidae“Monsters are...

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 15:50:12 -0400

calliophies:

archive moodboard for @emberizidae
“Monsters are always hungry, darling, and they’re only a few steps behind you, finding the flaw, the poor weld, the place where we weren’t stitched up quite right, the place they could almost slip right into through if the skin wasn’t trying to keep them out.”

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 12:33:44 -0400

nightxart: I DONT WANNA WASTE MY TIME

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 00:34:44 -0400

nightxart:

I DONT WANNA WASTE MY TIME

late night self reflective asks 🌙

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 14:14:20 -0400

infinitesimangel:

cosmos: what’s one thing you wish you could say to someone you are no longer friends with?
galaxies: what are three things you want to do before you die?
waxing: what is your proudest accomplishment?
waning: what is your biggest regret?
full moon: what type of person do you hope to be?
contemplation: if you could wake up one morning and everything in your life was perfect, what would that look like?
night light: who/what makes you feel safe?
ponder: what do you want to do with your life?
sunset: who is someone you thought would be in your life forever, but you no longer talk to?
midnight: are you a different person late at night than in the early morning?
candle light: are you an indecisive person?
reflection: have you ever changed something you liked about yourself to satisfy someone else?
sweet dreams: are you happy?
nightmare: what are you most afraid of?
constellations: who is someone you could talk to for hours and never stop?
reminder: who is someone you will never forget?
11-11: what’s something you want, but feel like you will never have?
shooting star: who is someone you trust to help you make the right decisions?
earth: where do you feel most at home?
soothe: what’s one thing that always makes you feel better when you’re upset?
slumber: what’s one thing that helps you fall asleep when it feels impossible?

infinitesimangel: of-brokenlights: infinitesimangel: Listen. I know I’ve been inappropriatly...

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 13:04:01 -0400

infinitesimangel:

of-brokenlights:

infinitesimangel:

Listen. I know I’ve been inappropriatly thirsty over the last few days but 👀

👀

👀 👀

👀👀👀

infinitesimangel: Listen. I know I’ve been inappropriatly thirsty over the last few days but 👀 👀

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 03:43:34 -0400

infinitesimangel:

Listen. I know I’ve been inappropriatly thirsty over the last few days but 👀

👀

jellyfish-dont-have-feelings: missionlameturtle: missionlametur...

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 22:35:13 -0400

jellyfish-dont-have-feelings:

missionlameturtle:

missionlameturtle:

myimmortalseries:

hiuknowme:

squidward-tortellini:

ratherbeingallifrey:

wardenslittlewolf:

the-wandering-oracle:

kissthatskyandthatguy:

captainfangirl13:

uglypinkmoose:

paradoxandplaid:

margaerybubble-deactivated20151:

My Immortal: The Web Series {x}

NO WAY

Uyddhjddghvfshfjk no
No

I think you mean YES

SHUT YOUR FLAMING CAKE HOLES AND WATCH THIS SHIT IMMEDIATELY!
THIS IS THE TRUE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT
THEY MADE A WEB SERIES
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WAGT
HEHSHAVSIQHDHSNZ

OH MY GODS!! I thought I’d never see this fanfic again and now it’s a web series.

YES

holy fuck what a beautiful treasure

WTF DO YOU MEAN IT’S NOT AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTY

Link to the Vimeo version

The other eps are on Youtbe

I’M CRYING

HELP IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND BAD AND WRONG I CAN’T STOP

NO, ARE YOU KIDDING ME

thancc

imivi: jointeamfreewill: gipsy-bones: unicornpancakes: ask-the-multishipper: oh god what...

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 16:09:36 -0400

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

HOLY FUCKING COW.

OKAY IT’S TRUE

WHAT

???

lol

angelic facts

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 16:09:03 -0400

vivriel:

unfulfillment
high expectations
insatiable lust for beans

that is all

just the beans pls

bimmyneutron: spitegoblin: spitegoblin: spitegoblin: “I let you live here rent free!” YEAH,...

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 16:05:49 -0400

bimmyneutron:

spitegoblin:

spitegoblin:

spitegoblin:

“I let you live here rent free!”

YEAH, BECAUSE I’M YOUR CHILD. YOU MADE ME. I AM YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. I WOULD NOT EXIST IF NOT FOR YOUR RECKLESS GAME OF GRAB-ASS. I AM YOUR FAULT. YOU HAVE TO– TO AN EXTENT –TAKE CARE OF ME. I DIDN’T ASK TO EXIST. I HAPPENED BECAUSE OF YOU. THIS IS ALL ON YOU.

If you want to live with a rent-paying roommate, get a roommate. Don’t fucking have children. Don’t have children. Because children are SEPARATE HUMAN BEINGS WHO WILL ALWAYS NEED FOOD AND SHELTER UNTIL THE DAY THEY DIE.

I’m just so, sooo pissed off about the West’s attitudes towards adult children. “Time to move out!” Bitch, to where?? With what money that I’m not already spending on groceries and essentials and giving to my parents for bills?

“I feed you and take care of you, and you don’t pay me!” I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO PAY MY MOTHER AND FATHER TO TAKE CARE OF THEIR RESPONSIBILITY

CHILDREN ARE A LIFETIME DEAL, YOURS AND THEIRS!!!

THEY DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN!!!

DON’T GUILT YOUR CHILD FOR BEING ALIVE WHEN YOU’RE THE REASON THEY EXIST!!!!!!

!!!!!

meatfighter: meatfighter: meatfighter: Come get this dick-fil-a I’m tired of y'all reblogging...

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 16:04:50 -0400

meatfighter:

meatfighter:

meatfighter:

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you